Listen up, Thou O Coffee Purist,
Just because something is excellent in its most raw form does not mean that nothing shalt be added unto it.
Therefore, I have not opposed the idea I had this morning while eating my usual breakfast: I would like a genetic patenting process started for blueberry-tinged coffee. Yes, blueberry-tinged coffee: refreshing, unusual, smooth and just about the highest antioxidant bomb this side of eternity. You'll feel like Hiroshima's unfortunately more fortunate twin. I promise. Sort of.
-Michael
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O Captain, My Captain
"If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." - Abe Lincoln, Caffeine Connoisseur
Coagulating Coffee
Upon acquisition, it's best to store it in some cool, airtight container.
Tip Top Tea
The best companies make sure that their teas come from the top of the stalk; just these leaves will do.
"Cap"ped With Whipped Cream.
mmmm....
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